It was a cold chilly night in Washington D.C. At the white house, there was an omnious feeling of silence. Out side the the house, a handful of security guards. The president and his family were away on a business trip. This was a chance for someone to come and take what's not theirs.
"Screech! OH, what was that? Everybody go check it out, two people stand back and protect the ring." There was a Bentley down the street making a hectic scene. "Zoop. I'm in, great distraction Bille Joe said Randy. Hey, what are you doing in here young man? Get him!"
Randy ran as if a lion was chasing him. As he turned around, there was a "roar! Aaah, why in the world is there a real vicious lion in here? Are they trying to have me killed, yelled Randy. All I want is a ring!
"Randy, over. This is Bob. I'm coming in. As Randy ran ferociously, he bumbed into
Bob. Oh my god. A lion! Why didn't you warn me? I was too busy running for my life. Why did you come in anyways, man? asked Randy. I thought you need help, whaled Bob. Is this what you call helping? Shutup and lets just get out of here." Both Bob and Randy let out a long sigh after they escaped, leaving the ring behind.
"I'm alive! shouts Bob. But anyways, you know what I feel like doing. What now? asked Randy. YOGA!
We were chased by a lion like not too long ago and you want to do some yoga!? Yes, said Bob. It comes me down, you should try it, Mr. I'm so angry all the time. No, too tired said Randy. Okay, I was just trying to help. They later got home and while Randy was on his way to the living room, he saw something moving. He got closer and closer, gull of curiousness.
"Aaah! Bob ran into the living room. What? whats wrong! What is a monkey doing in your living room? Oh, I forgot to tell you, ummh well I bought it. You bought it!? Yes. But why? said Randy Well, because when I was looking for a pet I saw him. He looked so lonely so i bought him. He's my friend. Well, you should have warned me, said Randy. You didn't warn me about that lion, said Bob. Your still not over that? I could have died. What about me? Fine forget it, leave it alone.
I'm tired, I'm gonna go to sleep. It's been a long day, said Randy. Fine, no yoga. said Bob. We still have another day ahead of us. Yep, a new adventure, said Bob. No, I don't want a new adventure. Hurry up and go to sleep. I can't even close my eyes when I think about tommoro. It might be another life or death situation, said Randy. Goodnight. Ooh aah aah. Oh shutup, you stupid monkey."